There Is A Lot Going On!

The news today is huge. I mean huge. In order to better serve my TMZ habit, I have abandoned all sorts of productive working activity to keep completely up to date on the Jacko extravaganza. Yes, I am moonwalking instead of working on AR... I am refreshing my TMZ homepage every thirty to forty three seconds. What can I say, I am hooked. I simply cannot get enough of Jacko. One thing is for sure... nobody can moonwalk like Jacko. Nobody can raise a chimp like Jacko. Nobody can dress their kids up in spiderman masks like Jacko. Yes, he transcended more than racial and cultural gaps... he even got the circus to make an appearance at his memorial service.

I promise I will touch on the whole Palin fiasco later this week... but for now, today belongs to Jacko. BTW my current playlist consists of Dirty Diana, Stranger in Moscow, Billie Jean, and Man in the Mirror... move over Coldplay, Dr. Dre and The Blackeyed Peas. This week belongs to the king of pop.

Wisconsin Is The Yankee Alabama.

After spending the past five days in the state of Wisconsin, I have come to one conclusion: Arkansas and Alabama, while trashy and infamous in their own rights regarding the degree of degenerates, have nothing on Wisconsin. While I have a deep affection for Round Lake, I can no longer deny that Wisconsinites as a whole, are the Unites States least refined citizens. I am fairly sure that the state of Wisconsin's second favorite college football team is indeed the University of Florida Gators. Jean shorts and cut off t-shirts, sandals with socks, oh and my very favorite... Shorts on the first 55 degree day in March are all common sites in the badger state. Bars outnumber Churches, gas stations almost always are affiliated with a fast food chain or 2, and yards are covered in out of commission anythings from washing machines to automobiles to jet skis. It is really a state in limbo... Somewhere between the cosmopolitan Chicago and the culturally in-tune Minneapolis. Wisconsin is a place like no other, except for perhaps West Virginia.

** For the record, I have officially experienced all the aforementioned meccas of "fine looking individuals". Wisconsin takes the cake, bar none. Congrats, Wisconsin... I do believe a Red Neck Yacht Club party is due in your honor.