Stripper... Hoe... A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!

I thought a stellar "former" blogger would have beat me to this story, however, since he is the "next" winner of the Georgia lottery and his blogging days are over... and he can now only be found on some sort of posh yacht in Cannes or Ibiza or somewhere skinny dipping off of the Dalmatian Coast with Heidi no doubt, is excuse enough for this simple yankee gal... Seriously, the irony cannot escape a "special needs" dog on this one... Stripper... Hoe... Its a winner, folks! IDY, do you have any room to spare on your 200+ foot yacht? I have ample vacation time waiting for such an occasion! Congrats on your big win. I like big gifts. Gems. While I await your invite to attend the soiree of the decade, I will fill my spare moments viewing TV at its finest such as this clip!

Fairytales Do Come True...

This one is for Janie! I knew it, JCT!!! I knew they really do exist. The stars have aligned, my life is complete. Hannah Montana is my girl... and Timon and Pumba are a real life duo. Hakuna Matata, it is truly the best of both worlds!

Congress' Finest.

I don't know about you, but I feel much better knowing that my country's future is in this idiot's capable hands. Not only do I hate pretty much everything about the state of Florida (minus the beach) but this witch is officially at the top of my I hate Florida list. I have yet to know where the third district that she represents is located, however I will find out and find a suitable replacement to run for her seat. Heck, I could find any bum on the street... dress them up in a suit, and have a viable candidate. Stupid, stupid woman!!! I guess all I can do is gratulate the state of Florida for electing this pathetic lackluster individual to a seat in congress. And to think we are concerned about national healthcare reform... looks like our educational system could use an extreme makeover. D-U-M-B Dumb. I wish I could yield back the balance of her term in congress.

Cutest. Puppy. Ever. (Well, At Least Since Mr. Diddy Bop.)

Not everyone is thrilled with her arrival. Oh Poor Daisy!






I could write about my personal grievances with ObamaCare... but really, who cares when you have this new addition to your family. Introducing Miss Hannah! She is hands down the cutest puppy born in 2009... Mr. Bop does still holds the title as cutest puppy ever... none will beat him. Although Ms. Hannah is quite the rival. She is currently crying her sweet puppy cry to be let out of her Doggie Jail. Oh the willpower I must possess. She is so sweet, adorable, and amazingly 99% potty trained. All in all, so far... she is a SUCCESS! And, she loves her blonde cowgirl baby doll! Hopefully some green-hearted canines will warm up to her arrival in the next couple of days... she's not going anywhere guys!