Rick James Is His Muse.

Makes you glad that there is such a thing as Planned Parenthood, Ortho Tri-Cyclen Lo, and Lifestyle Condoms. If this was my brother, I would put myself up for adoption. If this was my kid... I would purchase the local watering hole and drown my sorrows there. This kid will inevitably end up in jail. I hope his parents don't bail him out... ever. He is mad. The little brother, my hero. Don't you wish you had thought of this when your siblings were having a total meltdown?!?! This is precisely the sort of thing that only kids miss out on. Sibling rivalry, torture, and humiliation. We are all better for it.

This kid on the other hand... I don't think there is hope for him. He was born a total IMO loser. This video, however, is nothing short of beautiful.