What the Heck?!?!

Japan is instituting a policy to measure the waist lines of their workforce.

Great Britain is planning on printing their citizens carbon foot prints.

These are "shame tactics".

Intent on "shaming" their respective populous' of conforming to the new ideal.

What the heck...

On the American front...

The govt. plans to take over the US subway systems...

Govt. run healthcare will most likely become a reality.

We cannot even presume that the Fort Hood gunman is a terrorist.

Even when all signs point to "yes".

Can I hear an akbar allah?

That would be jumping to conclusions.

Mass Hysteria.

Racist.

However, I would not put it past PBO's administration to adopt the policies set forth by Japan and Great Britain.

It is only a matter of time before the government has its hands in everything... including our dietary choices... and announcing the fact that we forgot to bring our canvas bags to our local grocer...

Yet, Nadal Hassan is definitely not a terrorist... that fact has to be thoroughly examined.

What the heck!?!?!

Desperately Seeking A Wig...

Yesterday I got the worst haircut of my entire life. My regular gal is out on Maternity leave... I saw her "friend". Her "friend" may as well have taken a pair of hedge clippers to my mane. I would post a picture... but I am quite vain. I will be getting it fixed asap... I am in the process of locating my gal... and perhaps making a house visit to have her fix me up. This is not good news. I hate haircuts... they give me anxiety for this very reason. My haircut is BAD! I AM SAD!

Best. Dog. Ever.

Dear Kota Boy,
Did you know that all the other Dog Mamas are jealous of me. Do you know why they are? All the other doggie mommies are jealous of me because you belong to me and not to them. That is why they all wish they were me... just for the chance to have you!
Love,
Mama FQ

My So Called Life: Take 1

I found my David Yurman Charm in the vacum bag... Shocking. Luckily, it is no worse for the wear, and after a little windex that baby is good as new... and back around my neck... which is where I generally prefer it to be.

Freddie Prince Jr. has a new affinity for "snorting" pixie sticks when his drinking habit catches up with him. I think he regrets that he missed the entire experimental drug boat 7 years ago. Yes, I willingly choose to date the fool. No I do not join him in such tomfoolery. However, I am not going to reveal how he got such a sophomoric idea of a great time. That would just plain reveal to much information at this juncture.

I made 2 new friends at kinkos on Friday. I have plans to meet them at the Cheesecake factory for wine on Monday around 5ish. Who knew that one likes to go to the cheesecake factory for wine. Never mind, it will be fun. Yes, I make friends everywhere I go. No I am not worried about my safety. No I do not plan on telling my parents their ethnicity. If you are free and want to meet my new friends, Mary and Ray C., come on over... they are nearly as awesome as me. I plan on making them really popular... Mary has a go phone, because she continually loses hers... or drops it in her pedicure tub at Nails and Company. Ray C. works the counter at Kinkos. He is the biggest guy I have ever met, and I know Ryan Rothe.

My car is a disaster. It looks like a homeless person lives in it. I should really do something about this little issue... I just don't have the motivation to do so. If a raccoon accidentally got trapped in my fat ride, they may actually help me out... making it look a little better than it does right now!

And that my friends, is my so called life!