Desperately Seeking A Wig...

Yesterday I got the worst haircut of my entire life. My regular gal is out on Maternity leave... I saw her "friend". Her "friend" may as well have taken a pair of hedge clippers to my mane. I would post a picture... but I am quite vain. I will be getting it fixed asap... I am in the process of locating my gal... and perhaps making a house visit to have her fix me up. This is not good news. I hate haircuts... they give me anxiety for this very reason. My haircut is BAD! I AM SAD!