We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this exciting news: Billy Mays has secured a TV deal so lucrative, it may make OxyClean and Mighty Putty seem irrelevant. Apparently the Discovery channel is planning to unveil a little ruby gem called "Pitchman" later this spring. My love for all infomercials ranges from strong to quite strong on the richter scale of enjoyment. Who am I kidding, there has never been a single item infomercialed in the past 15 years that I have not deemed instantly necessary for mankind to press forward with evolution... But Billy Mays...geez, this guy is not only a national icon, who may be single handedly (along with the shamwow guy) saving the economy... he can literally sell me and everyone in the 69+ years demographic anything. My DVR is being emptied as we speak to ensure ample space for Billy. Off to bed with my Snuggie... and to read with my complimentary battery powered clip on light. I may have to apply some head-on just for good measure.
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