I Feel You, Buddy!

Oh, Little man, I understand! After all the countless hours I have spent in Dr. Anderson's chair, I feel your pain. In your compromised state you showed great restraint. You did not tell all the dental hygienist that her teeth were so awful that they rivaled those of our friends across the pond. You did not tell your dentist that surely his credentials were questionable at best. You did not write a note addressed to the entire office staff regarding their lack of concern or care when it came to patients. You did not tell them that the customer was always right. You did not use your sweatshirt sleeve as a sponge to clean up the bloody bio hazard mess that you left on the check-in counter while writing said letter. You did not inform them via letter that they were all fatsos. You did not let them in on the little secret that they were running a shoddy operation. Never did you explain to them that their method of balance billing was illegal, and you were going to prosecute them to the fullest extent. Nor did you threaten to report them to the better business bureau. No, little man, you just felt funny. And, you were funny. Unfortunately, I am pretty sure that someone else was not funny... at all. I am fairly confident that the said incident is the sole reason that at a recent visit, Dr. Anderson deemed somebody his "worst" patient. I am also certain that this is the reason that all Novocaine injections given to the "worst" patient ever have since been a little more painful. After all, the "worst" patient ever did question her fitness and dietary regime. Public Service Announcement: Never, ever, in any circumstance question a lady's weight, or excess of. Especially if said individual injects a needle into the roof of your mouth. Lesson learned by bad patient. The deepest and most sincere apologies are due to the entire staff at Sedation and Implant Dentistry. Something tells me the "worst" patient ever is a goon.

On a side note, kids really don't like mind altering drugs. And, I truly dislike Tim Tebow.