NOTE TO SELF: Chimpanzees while adorable and funny in grade B movies, do not make a nice family pet. Looking back, I can think of thousands of times I told my mama that she was obviously "the meanest lady in the world" because she said monkeys are not good pets. Her wisdom once again prevails my wanton desires. She must have realized that indeed my face was my fortune, and that idle (or missing hands) were the devil's playground, and was clearly truly looking out for her first addition. Apparently this monkey just snapped. Who knows, we never will, he bit the dust at his owner's request. A word to the wise, when choosing a family pet, choose the Golden Retriever not the lion cub. Choose the teddy bear hamster, not the Grizzly Bear. Choose the Sea Monkey, not the real thing. These guys are not pets or kids, but wild animals with wild tendencies. Choosing to co-habitate with wildlife is a recipe for disaster.
I can hardly wait for all of the animal rights activists to jump all over this one... tick tock tick tock tick tock. I would bet a monkey's uncle that in the coming days this will become a platform for their grossly misguided views. Meanwhile, some lady is in a hospital recovering from having her face and hands removed by a berserk pet primate. Unbelievable. I somehow think this qualifies for the "only in America" category.
P.S. I know you all love my title and clip art... priceless. And yes, that is a gloch 9.
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