Send In The Clowns: PBO Goes To Denver

President Obama traveled across country to sign the stimulus bill in Denver, Co. Awesome. Not only did he do the exact opposite of what I suggested he do, (veto the damn thing) but he violated his own principles. Apparently environmental responsibility does not have a place in the oval office unless you are signing a new policy into effect. Actually, it appears it has no place in the west wing, thus the need to travel cross country to sign such legislation. What exactly was the significance to signing the bill in Denver? Was he not concerned with his own carbon footprint... or is it just yours and mine he wants to address? The irony of the excessive spending on "climate change" that will obviously stimulate the economy, and his private jet travels has not escaped me. Way to go... way to lay the groundwork for new green policies and energy independence. How was your in-flight movie and meal on Air Force 1. I assure you that the polar bears and environmentalists are eternally grateful. Perhaps, President Obama, Al Gore, and the Prince of Whales should take a lesson from history and the auto makers... try jet pooling.

Am I the only gal on the blog asking what was wrong with the oval office... or the east room? Apparently I missed the memo on what exactly was so essential about signing the bill in Denver. It is becoming quite evident that President Obama still believes he is on the campaign stump. He must have missed that session in congress (while campaigning no doubt) where they explain exactly how a bill becomes a law... location is no matter, it is the signature that seals the deal. Chalk it up as another form of government wasteful spending. With the stimulus bill, allocating all my hard earned pennies and gold bars to fund environmental programs, temporary construction projects, and other bacon-y things... I am (like the rest of America) screwed. I guess the real winners are guys like Al Gore and Tom Daschle. Looks like I will have to find alternative ways to fund my rock and roll lifestyle... while the polar bears will each have a personal air conditioning unit courtesy of the Unites States government. Good thing I still have my cash for gold kit... at least he has not deemed my old gold to be property of the United States government. Although, I figure it is only a matter of time that he regulates these, too. I wonder if somewhere in the stimulus bill is a provision for profits made on cash for gold... its probably right under section addressing clean energy and climate change.

Is it too late to make sure that the commander in chief is properly vetted? Dear Karl Rove, please start briefing Sarah Palin on foreign and domestic policies. I simply cannot hardly wait until 2012. Off to make myself some freedom fries and read my newest bedtime story: The stimulus bill. I am confident it is more powerful than nyquill and ambien CR. (note: I will obviously be wrapped up in my snuggie and using the portable clip-on night light.)