Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Move It Up, Guys. When Technology Goes Wrong... And Those Who Fall Victim.

I don't have anything to offer today. Much like the president, my tele-prompter has malfunctioned. I will attempt to "fix the glitch" and get back on track tomorrow. For Pete's sake... what would ever happen if the executive branch ever experienced a power outage? Rahm's worst fears would certainly be realized. The great orator, otherwise known as POTUS would be exposed for his less than William Blakeish talent at delivering a message. Until then, PBO and myself will have to admit defeat and remain speechless. Can someone get me a speechwriter, Stat?

P.S. I have become aware that the Salt Lake Tribune linked to my blog a couple of weeks ago. My instant celebrity status has most definitely gone straight to my head. I am now contemplating a career standing on my Tide Mountain Fresh box and staring at my mostly beautiful self in the mirror all the live long day. Imitation is not the most sincere form of flattery anymore. Linkage is top dog around my neck of the woods. An autograph session will most likely be held at Stein Erickson's Lodge for any of those who wish to know this future house queen. The Salt Lake Tribune is the best paper in the west! And, my blog is not too bad, either.

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