After spending the past five days in the state of Wisconsin, I have come to one conclusion: Arkansas and Alabama, while trashy and infamous in their own rights regarding the degree of degenerates, have nothing on Wisconsin. While I have a deep affection for Round Lake, I can no longer deny that Wisconsinites as a whole, are the Unites States least refined citizens. I am fairly sure that the state of Wisconsin's second favorite college football team is indeed the University of Florida Gators. Jean shorts and cut off t-shirts, sandals with socks, oh and my very favorite... Shorts on the first 55 degree day in March are all common sites in the badger state. Bars outnumber Churches, gas stations almost always are affiliated with a fast food chain or 2, and yards are covered in out of commission anythings from washing machines to automobiles to jet skis. It is really a state in limbo... Somewhere between the cosmopolitan Chicago and the culturally in-tune Minneapolis. Wisconsin is a place like no other, except for perhaps West Virginia.
** For the record, I have officially experienced all the aforementioned meccas of "fine looking individuals". Wisconsin takes the cake, bar none. Congrats, Wisconsin... I do believe a Red Neck Yacht Club party is due in your honor.
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