My So Called Life: Take 1

I found my David Yurman Charm in the vacum bag... Shocking. Luckily, it is no worse for the wear, and after a little windex that baby is good as new... and back around my neck... which is where I generally prefer it to be.

Freddie Prince Jr. has a new affinity for "snorting" pixie sticks when his drinking habit catches up with him. I think he regrets that he missed the entire experimental drug boat 7 years ago. Yes, I willingly choose to date the fool. No I do not join him in such tomfoolery. However, I am not going to reveal how he got such a sophomoric idea of a great time. That would just plain reveal to much information at this juncture.

I made 2 new friends at kinkos on Friday. I have plans to meet them at the Cheesecake factory for wine on Monday around 5ish. Who knew that one likes to go to the cheesecake factory for wine. Never mind, it will be fun. Yes, I make friends everywhere I go. No I am not worried about my safety. No I do not plan on telling my parents their ethnicity. If you are free and want to meet my new friends, Mary and Ray C., come on over... they are nearly as awesome as me. I plan on making them really popular... Mary has a go phone, because she continually loses hers... or drops it in her pedicure tub at Nails and Company. Ray C. works the counter at Kinkos. He is the biggest guy I have ever met, and I know Ryan Rothe.

My car is a disaster. It looks like a homeless person lives in it. I should really do something about this little issue... I just don't have the motivation to do so. If a raccoon accidentally got trapped in my fat ride, they may actually help me out... making it look a little better than it does right now!

And that my friends, is my so called life!